You know you're pregnant when...

...you start using the handicap stall only because there is more room to turn your caboose around in there.

...your husband makes a comment about the possibility of your dog dying on his upcoming mountain trip and you break down into sobs because you can't handle the thought.

...so in turn your husband feels bad and gives you a foot massage.

...you realize this pregnancy has been really good to you...until the outside temperatures reach 103 degrees.

...your hands are constantly rubbing your stomach.

...public transportation makes you sweat and fearful of a puke session every time you're on it.

...anytime you sit on the floor to snuggle with the dog, standing up is met with great hardship.

...you can no longer see your lady bits.

...you buy pantyhose like biker shorts to keep your thighs from rubbing together under maxi dresses (this one is straight up depressing)

...you take a labor and delivery class with your husband and decided 100% epidural all the way. Ain't nobody got time for pain! (However to each their own!)

...you decide now is as good a time as ever to lop off some hair at the salon.

....you realize that while this has been a great pregnancy you wouldn't mind if she showed up a week or two early.